joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

(Source: heycinco, via lordemusic)

Independence

America: We had a war with England- ofc dumping their tea in the ocean was part of that process

Mexico: We had a war with Spain

Haiti: We revolted [as slaves] and fought against the French

Brazil: We had a war with Portugal

France: We beheaded people and sacked a really old fortress

Scotland: We voted

America:

Mexico:

Haiti:

Brazil:

France:

Scotland: hey it was a <i>revolutionary</i> vote

Haiti: We decapitated our masters

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

(via heliolisk)

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.

Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.

Actual College Professor: lol same.

shedskinbelight:

ghdos:

So hiring a white person with a criminal record is more desirable than hiring a Black person without one? Never would’ve guessed…

this is what we mean when we say ALL white people have white privilege. whether you’re rich, poor, a criminal, uneducated or anything else. a white criminal has a better chance at getting a call back then a black person with no criminal record. shut the fuck up next time you wanna talk to us about privilege. 

shedskinbelight:

ghdos:

So hiring a white person with a criminal record is more desirable than hiring a Black person without one? Never would’ve guessed…

this is what we mean when we say ALL white people have white privilege. whether you’re rich, poor, a criminal, uneducated or anything else. a white criminal has a better chance at getting a call back then a black person with no criminal record. shut the fuck up next time you wanna talk to us about privilege. 

(Source: brooklynmutt, via jamietheignorantamerican)